Jen’s books
A nonsense rhyme for children and adults who act like children about hungry animals that tend to bicker.
Illustrated with 148 Black-and-white line drawings perfect for coloring!
Narrator: Here we are again with a new edition of the trilogy—an omnibus with some extra-extra-extra content. So now you can read the stories again, but with a BONUS story and a BONUS recipe, and even some BONUS poems. Because Nat 1 demanded more. More. MORE!!! Something about selling books that people have already read, but in this new and improved compilation format, so they will be inspired to buy them all over again.
Witch Hayzelle: Nothing wrong with a good marketing ploy…
Narrator: Of course you’d say that, Witch Hayzelle, seeing as how you’re the Tell-a-Vision infomercial mogul. Now I guess you’ll just have to hope they’re reading this at 3 AM stoned out of their skulls with their wallets open and credit cards at the ready…
Witch Hayzelle: Hey there, don’t diss it— the system works. It has served me well.
Narrator: Truth. You’ve milked it for everything you can, even despite it being a male pear tree.
Editor: Hey, quit it, you two—this conversation is better suited for the interior of the book! Now get in there! Yes, both of you! God, meta works can be a friggen pain to work with.
Witch Hayzelle’s Handy Dream Diary and Reference
The newest product from Faewalk’s most prominent entrepreneur — Witch Hayzelle’s Handy Dream Diary and Reference Book! It gives you plenty of pages to color, jot down your dreams, and acts as a full-fledged guide to interpret your dreams*!
* Disclaimer: For dreamers on Faewalk, not necessarily other planes of existence.
Critical Acclaim for Witch Hayzelle’s Handy Dream Diary and Reference Coloring Book
“My goblin horde had quite the time coloring their likenesses (as well as other fun Faewalkian Witch Hayzelle lore) in this unique coloring book. I didn’t even have to bribe them with food…
—Dark Lord Centrivugal Forsepps
“Witch Hayzelle, you’ve redeemed yourself, at least somewhat… There are far more oceanic and marine references here. And thanks for the cameo. Wink.”
—The Krakken
“I can’t believe this book managed to come out before my side of the story. But you can’t put anything past Witch Hayzelle, she’s hedgy. Still fun to color, though.”
—Griswelda the Great, Enchantress Extraordinaire
J.M’s books
What makes us ‘us’? Is it the body? Is it the mind? A space in-between? For over half the planet, that autonomy is taken for granted.
In this HauntedMTL Charity Anthology, we have a wide scope of horror from visual artists, poets, and writers of short prose. You’ll see some familiar faces and some first-time authors. Our tenth charity anthology has something for everyone. Yes, even you.
Nicole’s books
The end of the world began with a winter storm.
Sadie’s quiet life is interrupted when a tree crushes the roof of her attic apartment. She’s forced to move to a smaller apartment in the building. Then, her aunt guilts her into clearing an ouija board of a particularly irritating spirit.
But it wasn’t just the roof that was broken by the tree. There was something trapped within the building, waiting. Waiting to wake and bring about the end of the world.
Not with screams, but with silence.
When flowers start to die and singing can be heard in the woods, keep your children inside.
Harold spent most of his son’s life protecting him from the man in the woods, while his
neighbors lost child after child. Then, after a deadly car crash, he has to take his sixteen-year-old
granddaughter into his home.
Weird Wyrlds 